I’ve gone quite mad you see. Mad with joy that is.
I got a call from OSHA yesterday. They had several questions about my complaints. Questions like had I brought my concerns to my employers attention before, if I’d like to make a formal or informal complaint, and if I’d like my bosses testicles deep fried or over a salad.
I told them that an informal complaint would be fine. That means (according to the suit I was talking to) that they would send a letter out telling my former employer that they had better fix these issues or else. I’m not sure what the else is.
I was pleased that my former employer would be getting a letter from a government agency. They would be shitting their pants. They’ve ruled over their employees with an iron fist for a long time, crushing anyone who dared stand in their way. Now they were going to have to face the pinky finger of Uncle Sam. I was having a squishy moment just thinking about it. I wanted to run out, have a terrible car accident that horribly mutilated my face, go through painful surgery to put my face somewhat back together, just so I could go back to work unnoticed and watch the melee unfold.
Then, this morning, my friend from work called me. Apparently Uncle Sam was having a very slow day at the office and decided to venture out into the world. Turns out their journey took them to my former place of employment. From what my friend told me the place was in chaos. They wanted a full inspection of the entire building. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
According to my friend, the entire operation has been shut down for the day. Numerous violations in key positions from the receiving bay, to the service area, to my old shop are so bad that OSHA decided business just couldn’t continue. That’s fighting the power! On the down side, business will re-open tomorrow. On the plus side, they will be unable to take any deliveries over two hundred pounds because to forklift is not to specification. Once it is within spec, it still can’t be used because there is no one certified to use it. No batteries can be filled until a special unit is built to house the electrolyte that fills them. Personal Protection Equipment must be purchased and installed and employees must be trained on the proper use of said equipment. The inspection went well….from my perspective. Not only did I manage to shut down any profits for the day, but OSHA also gave all the grunts I left behind a business card so that they can call the next time there is an issue that isn’t being resolved.
There are things in place to help you at your workplace. Take advantage of them.
Fight the Power & KCCO